The other day The Flatties and I watched the
HElL H0u5e documentary. Oh dear, oh dear,
oh dear.... There are
some days that I question why I call myself a Christian, simply
because of the assumptions that people make about the whole of Christendom based upon
the actions of a minority of
fundamentalist idiots oops,
conservative zealots... The programme, though, caused me not to want to sleep... so then the
insomnia kicked in. Sigh.
And insomnia
can kick in for days or even weeks at a time. At least now
I can howl at the moon in company...
Hallowe'en is just behind us and it is about my least favourite time of the year (along with 5th November). The eve of All Saints' (All Hallows) Day should be a time when we are preparing to remember ALL the
heroes of the faith, and yet All Hallows Eve (
Hallowe'en) has become a riot of
commercial insanity. I was walking past a card shop on my way to pay my rent the other day and was astonished to see "Happy Halloween" cards... In the Roman Catholic and Anglican churches, the Eve of any major festival is always one of
anticipation and preparation. Now
we are plagued by kids dressed as witches, pirates, goblins or whatever crying "trick or treat" and expecting money, generally. Gone are the days when
a few sweets and an apple made a good haul...
Doubtless many people that have been knocking on doors this weekend will actually
have no idea of what the
31st of October and the
1st of November are really about. Similarly, the
2nd of November is the day when we (the Church) remember all those who have died this last twelvemonth and all those who have gone before (The Saints): in the Roman Catholic church, for example, there will be prayers said (and Masses held) for the departed, throughout November. Indeed, next Sunday,
my Pater's name shall be read out in The Mother's Parish Church's Service for the Departed, since he slipped his mortal coil on 8th March this year, may his Soul Rest in Peace.
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Mordechai & Esther: heroes of my faith
Copyright: Yale University Art Gallery |
So, today (Monday) is All Saints' Day, when there is a big service to honour all the saints. Whilst I am not one for praying to saints, I do know that
The Communion of Saints is very real, the
cloud of witnesses that surround me (
see Hebrews 12:1-2) means I am not on my own. And what is this cloud of witnesses? Quite simply it is
every single one of the
saints that are
known and
unknown. They are
the heroes of my faith.
Some of them are
dead, but
some are
alive. In
Hebrews 11, Paul lists some of the great heroes of his Jewish faith (Paul was a Jew who had a rather dramatic encounter with Jesus on the road, which made him
fall off his ass, and blinded him for three days -
blinding! ;]) and then he talks about some of those
followers of The Way (ie followers of Christ Jesus) who are
notable in his community... St
Paul often refers to his
contemporary believers as
Saints, for the work they are carrying out with and for Christ and God's Kingdom.
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| St Julian(a) of Norwich (1342-1416) |
Saints are all around us. I have friends that I think of as Saints. Och,
they might not have not been canonized by a fallible man (or committee of such men) that heads up one part of the Body (church),
but these heroes and heroines
are great and holy men and women of God, who God works through in
miraculous ways at times.
So why, then, when the church should be focussing on observing the important task of honouring the great men and women of faith that have come and gone and indeed, are still here,
would a church think that it is good to try to win souls for Jesus by
frightening people into the kingdom with ridiculous dramas about real-life events?
None that I can think of that are SaNe!... However, this is precisely what
IS happening in some super-conservative (fundamentalist, imho) churches, even some in the UK I believe.
Let's examine what such a church hopes to achieve through such an event.
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| Oh yeps, I know I am a sinner... |
The
claim is that they
want people to understand the basic premise is that
Hell awaits all those who sin (and do not confess Jesus Christ as their Saviour). Which is true, inasmuch as
Jesus is our way to be found sinless in the sight of God. But then these houses are set up to show
what the sins are (as perceived by them) that could cause one to end up in Hell. And they are oversimplifying, and thus hijacking scripture and twisting it into something ugly. The
HElL H0u5e will usually open in the run-up to Hallowe'en to
capitalizes on the haunted house rides and all the crazy parties that happen towards the end of October (and particularly on 31st October) so they
hope to reach the non-believer in a very dramatic
in-your-face kind of a way. They
hope that
everyone who walks through their doors and through their (too stereotypical and insensible) version of Hell
will be so
shocked by their terrible habits or lifestyles that
they will immediately go through the door
for prayer and salvation...
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Westbo'ro': enough said.
Jesus Weeps for these loons.
lifted from google images |
So
what exactly can one
expect inside the house? The houses have sets where actors (usually
congregants of their church)
act out the things that we do that can separate us one from another and from God. There are
sets that depict a
gay man in hospital
dying of AIDS while a person dressed - presumably - to represent a
demon, or even Satan,
telling him that he's
guilty of a terrible sin and that
God cannot love such an evil person and that
their illness is God's punishment for them; a
young girl who has taken an
abortion tablet is crying out to
God to save her, whilst the
Satan mask
tells her that she
is not worthy, that she is
a murderer; another scene depicts
a rave, where
a girl is slipped an (incredibly swiftly acting) illegal
date-rape drug, and who subsequently
gets raped and is
convinced that
she is unworthy,
God hates her, he
was never there for her and she would
be better off dead, so
she kills herself, and because of
the suicide she
has condemned her soul to hell*; another shows
domestic violence (actually
the only vaguely redemptive scene because the woman leaves the abuser and no-one was shouting crap about God not loving anyone)...
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Just because God can use somthing, it doesn't mean it's right
for us to pull a stunt like this...
Image lifted from mikeduran.com |
It was
the final room that
disturbed us the most: a man talking earnestly (aka shouting)
AT, not to, each group that had just gone through the House and explained that
they were all sinners, but that
if there were things they wanted to get straight with God or
give their lives to Jesus, there were
people in the next room waiting to pray with them. The
door opened, and then they guy said
"it will only be open for 6 seconds. After that, well, you might just have missed out on getting straight with God"... Um...OK, that might
seem harmless enough to some...
except: it sends a
totally screwed up message about God
!!! What,
is God only available at certain times? Is there a
limit on the amount of
patience and
love that God has? It doesn't say
anything like that in
MY (NRSV) Bible...
It seems more like couched judgement to me...
Watching
HElL H0u5e (filmed at a church in TX) the other day
just made me ask "Where, here, is Grace?" "Where is Mercy?" "Where, dammit, is Love?" In Short...
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Even He hasn't got a clue...
borrowed from the BBC |
Yes, Jesus is in the desert groaning and sighing...
"Oh you foolish and perverse generation"...
Watching those scenes of a young man acting as a gay man dying of AIDS whilst he was hearing words saying that he was to blame and that God didn't want to know him, or that a young girl who had taken an abortion pill was a Murderer etc, just made me so angry, because here was a fabulous opportunity for the church in question to speak of the Great Mercy and LOVE that God the Father pours out like oil upon us and they totally missed it!
That is in grave danger of straying completely outwith the bounds of Jesus' teaching.
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The grey-ish mist of a reflected nebula cloud (NGC):
V380 Orionis and NGC 1999 in Orion
Copyright NASA |
Scaring people into confessing Christ is
not Godly. It really beggars belief that these kinds of events are even allowed by sensible Christians. As
one visitor to the Hell House said "you
can't make all of life's issues into
piles of black and white... you are totally
missing out on the greys...". It's true.
Life is lived in the grey mist. Just saying, for example, that homosexuality is a sin - and therefore punishable by death - is
not good enough. It's
unlikely that a homosexual man or woman is going to say "gosh, you're right, I'll just go get a partner of the opposite sex and then God will love me", isn't it? The reason, of course, is that
this is not true (whether a person understands that or not when they hear condemnations).
God loves ALL of us! No matter what state we are in. Whether we sin or whether we are perfect (which excludes, um,
all of us - except Jesus, but he IS God, ergo we are ALL sinners)
God loves us, knows us and watches over us. The problem is that when we take
ONE verse of scripture and use it
to form our entire theology OR to
back up our own
prejudices,
we are then
in peril of
falling into a very dangerous trap... The same
trap that Satan uses - and that we stumble into -
all the time:
divide and conquer (
Jn 10:10 (para) Satan will steal, kill and destroy all that is good, Jesus brings life and life to the max...).
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Mars' Devil Dust trails caused by surface twisters...
Credit: HiRISE, MRO, LPL (U. Arizona), NASA |
The
most simple, yet effective, thing that Satan does is to set Christians off on
the wrong track by
twisting the truth to
suit our own particular
weaknesses, or
wounds, or
ungodly desires (for power, fame, influence etc). And because we are weak sinners,
we are easy prey.
In defence of my fellow Christians that run the
HElL H0u5es I
understand what they are trying to say. It's
not the entirety of their message that
is flawed, but the presentation
leaves a lot to be desired. There is a lot of
ambiguity and there are just
too many conclusions can be drawn - the
message of hope they desired to communicate was - in effect - completely
lacking, and
buried behind ugliness and
gore and
ignorance. Those things are dangerous and do more to
keep people away than they do to draw them in. I felt
angry, but also
betrayed, because once again, one part of the
body is trying to be something that it is not meant to be. It is
groaning in agony under false impressions of the gospel message. The
essence of the gospel message is simply that
Everything that we do
must be underpinned by and done in LOVE.
If there is not love, there is not God.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
if Love is not present, then Jesus has left the building...
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* This is a difficult argument. Suicide is often lumped in with murder because it is the taking of life, but this line is
incredibly... 
...
Doubtless many people that have been knocking on doors this weekend will actually have no idea of what the 31st of October and the 1st of November are really about. Similarly, the 2nd of November is the day when we (the Church) remember all those who have died this last twelvemonth and all those who have gone before (The Saints): in the Roman Catholic church, for example, there will be prayers said (and Masses held) for the departed, throughout November. Indeed, next Sunday, my Pater's name shall be read out in The Mother's Parish Church's Service for the Departed, since he slipped his mortal coil on 8th March this year, may his Soul Rest in Peace.
...
non-conformist Whoesoevers...
